WEDDING WEBSITE FORMAT
Lady Gaga
Queen of the Gays
The 2020 edition of The Gay Agenda requires us to invite Lady Gaga to our wedding. We don't think she'll show, but we can dream.
Tom Hanks
Just a Cool Guy

We don't need a reason to invite Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks.

Hugh Jackman
Wolverine

Despite being best known as Wolverine, we really hope he'll show up and sing songs from The Greatest Showman.

Taylor Swift
Princess of the Gays

If you don't invite Taylor Swift to your wedding you run the risk of her writing a song about you. Please don't write a song about us Taylor.

Viola Davis
The Voice of a Generation

We desperately hope Viola Davis will accept the invitation to officiate our wedding. Her voice is incredible.