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Soraya Hosseini
Sister of the Bride/Maid of Honor
Zena's younger sister, Soraya has loved Zena through her ugly teenager years (how she managed that remains a mystery), which has earned her the Maid of Honor badge!
Pretty, witty and always patient and calm, Soraya is Zena's rock, her confidant and her best friend. She gets Zena's brand of dorky and their special jokes always makes Zena laugh...
Millo Hosseini
Brother of the Bride/Bridesman
Zena's brother, Millo is the sparkle in her life. His warped sense of humor, hilarious dance moves and his cute little sons brings Zena so much joy. They share a love of music, video games and terrible stand up comedy. 
Katie Hodges
Bridesmaid

Katie and Zena met at work in the mid 2000s. Their shared love for parties, exercise and healthy eating brought them together oh and their birthdays are only 2 days apart... A traveler, Katie's been living in Burma, Indonesia, South America and Sudan since 2007 and only just recently moved to Fiji, where she works for the UN. 

Consistently awesome, solid human that has remained a constant in Zena's life throughout the years.

Patrice Henry
Bridesmaid

Patrice and Zena met at uni in the mid 2000s, on a rainy day and it was instant sparks... She can make Zena laugh in any situation...

Patrice lives in Barbados, but is moving to Canada soon... Her brother had two little boys around the same time Zena's brother had his sons and they spent hours talking about their nephews, and men, and careers and aspirations and frustrations... Patrice came to visit Zena for her 30th and Zena has been promising to go visit her for centuries! 

Lisa Dyer Randall
Briddesmaid

Naughty tiara wearing fire cracker, Lisa is the Queen of debauchery, and combines it with enormous amounts of genuine care...  Lisa knew both Zena and Alanjohn separately, before they met and has been a rock to them both. Phenomenal amounts of fun has been had with her in the short few years they've known each other...


James Cooper-Jones
My Best Man of all times
There is this bloke I've known for quite a while now that is my main stay. Since hosting his 16 birthday at my first share house & him coming home in a paddy wagon, my brother James has been the older brother I always needed. For that he is the Best Man of all time & forever will be. On the day he's the bloke by my side with the right word in my ear when I'm going to be overwhelmed with it all & also be right there when the magic happens.
Daniel Epstein
Bux Originator
There are several people in my life that have contributed to my Life Game Plan over the last 5 years & Dan is one of those that has put in a solid effort. I can honestly say that I wouldn't be here today with out his consult at the very early stages of the Plan. From the gecko of the announcement Dan has staunchly been a believer in organising the Bux Party properly which he has done with ruthless precision. On the day he's the man with the plan for getting us from A to B & back again.
Justin McGhee
Masters of Ceremonies (The Captain)

Everyone should have their own resident Spook & The Captain is my own personal one. Imagine a cross between Kramer & Machiavelli & you'll be somewhere close. What he doesn't know about spinning a good tale is best not known (Believe me I know). On the day The Captain will be guiding us all along on a journey where truth will never get in the way of a good story. Best do as he says because you don't want him to hand you over to the Master of Cat Whisperers.

Shane Kilcullen
The Cat Whisperer
Shane & I met about 5 years ago at a dodgy warehouse party in Sydney after an incident involving, a mop, a wet floor & a burlesque performer. Since then we've been cased by ASIO in Canberra after narrowly missing being kicked out of the casino with The Turk & now are up standing members of society as Directors of a Board (who would have thought mate?). I've asked Shanes to politely keep you all on track during The Ceremony in the same way that one of The Kray Twins might ask that request.
Andrea Silva
Hand Holder to the Groom
Where do I start Sister-in-Kink? How do I describe the last 12 years we have shared? You have been the guiding hand that has helped that shy country boy you met at The Lizard that night in West End shine, live his deepest darkest fantasies & then discover the light at the end of the Rabbit Hole. Heres to our future journey. On the day with James as my console you shall be my confidante.
Harriet Cooper-Jones
Alanjohn's Birth Mother
Alanjohn's birth mother she's a hoot for all occasions.
Joy Turner
Alanjohn's 'Best Mate' Mother
Joy over the years has been the solid console to Alanjohn & through this they have become very close friends.
Sylvanna & Frank Tunguia - Jones
Zena's mother and her husband

Life of the party, Sylvanna is always up for a laugh and a boogie. Franks is more reserved but always up for a good chat.

Jafar Hosseini
Father of the Bride

Father of the Bride who brings a big heart and an even bigger presence from across the oceans...