Bob Gray
The middle brother, known for his tacky taste in wedding shoes (seriously, you can't miss them). We met naturally in 1991 and there is no doubt about it that he will be telling you all of my personal cock ups... can't wait for that speech. All in all, solid brother, 8.7 out of 10.
Nathan Gray
The oldest brother, known for being the most sensible out of all of us (that doesn't say a lot). Again, we met naturally in 1991... Nathan's idea of a brotherly date is inviting me to Ikea for meatballs, 4 hours away. Doesn't wear tacky shoes, 9 out of 10.
Michael Spencer-Lyons
Twin 1, by 2 minutes. We go way back, I've known Michael over 18 years, that well infact we had to confirm which twin was older... best memories; setting fire to Christmas trees on the beach, kicking the shit out of each other on Sunday afternoons, just cos', and stroking his back whilst he was being sick in the grate outside of my parents house, what can I say? I'm a great mate.
Adam Spencer-Lyons
Twin 2, by 2 minutes, gutted. We go way back, I've known Adam over 18 years... I know them that well until we were 16, I just used to say one of their names and see which one turned around. Best memories; running away from Adam whilst the Christmas trees were burning on the beach, being taught his uni drinking games and then trying to keep up and then kicking the shit out of him when I'd finished with his twin. Told you, great mate.
Josh Smith
Jesus, where do we start? I've known Josh for 15 years but we became best mates after he kept turning up uninvited at the hospital with pizzas. He's never left, and now he won't leave. Certainly one of a kind, comes out with some proper bangers, but always a laugh when he's around. We love Uncle Josh.