WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

My royal subjects,

It pleases me to welcome you to the joining in matrimony of myself, your venerable King Fahd of house Badran, and your soon-to-be Queen, the exquisite lady Dareen of house Kutob.

We shall be wed on the eleventh day of the eleventh month, and it would do me no greater honour than to host you and yours at our grand celebration. I would be eternally grateful, if you would honour me with your presence.

Come, for there shall be food. Come, for there shall be drink. Come for we shall dance and sing till the scintillating sun sets on the dwindling dead sea!