This is Gus the Saint Bernard, a lover not a fighter. He only enjoys walks when treats are involved, and children because their hands smell like cookies. He jogged once for 20m and decided that life was not for him. When he grows up he will probably be 170 lbs.
UPDATE: He has grown and is, in fact, 170lbs
Nicknames include: Gus, Goose, GusGus, Gooseberry, Goose-farts, Goose-noodle
Bambi - a gorgeous red fawn velveteen rabbit with a personality made of barbed wire and jalapenos. She has been known to pick fights with literally everything. When mercury is in retrograde, or some other celestial power has taken her over, she will cuddle you. Nat geo considers this one of the most elusive animals behaviours. To this day it has never been filmed, although many have lost a fingertip in their effort.
Bear - an absolute angel, the most kind and gentle soul to grace this earth. He loves bananas and Bambi. His previous owner dumped him in a park, and a kind neighbour scooped him up and rescued him. Bambi and Bear met while she was completing community service hours at the shelter, they fell in love instantly. Bear follows her around, all day, all night. They are inseparable. She protects him fearlessly (she attacked a dog once to keep him safe.... you should have seen the dog).
What can we say, she is the life of the party