Madison “Mad Dog” Newkirk
Frenemy since '06
Favorite memories with Madison: Summer '06, Miami maiming, Austin shenanigans, MVP of Shaji’s 40th, Italian tour guides unironically exclaiming "Mamma mia!"
Kate Rettig
Bosom buddy since 2nd grade
Favorite memories with Kate: Math competition bus rides, dog meets birthday cake, Kate's 21st birthday, Colorado backpacking and all ensuing calamity (Is that George or a horse?)
Falcor
#1 Best Buddy
Likes: Snoozing, walks, car rides, day trading, Britney's company
Dislikes: Loud noises, cheering, sports-spectating
Lindsay Bittfield
Midwestie Bestie
Likes: Surprise crab rangoon, going goo goo for Gaga at a discount, very mild pad thai
Dislikes: The world's greatest Pinot Noir, Starbucks study sessions, using shopping carts in unintended but novel ways when helping a friend.
David Bianchi
The Chronicler
Likes: Adventures in castle building, growing burger bushes, seeing across time through Beethoven's head
Dislikes: shot-pong, English teachers, micro-transactions
Ruby “Rupert”
#1 Good Girl
Likes: Eating Falcor's dinner, rat patrol, lake days, making new friends
Dislikes: Sleeping in, spiral staircases, calorie restriction